kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

(via abortionista)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

on my last day home I accidentally stepped on my cat’s tail and she wouldn’t get near me all day and it was the worst thing that’s happened to me in a long time

(via alchemist-rising)